Paige

Thank you! I'm trying... I promise.

I had to laugh

David (son) didn't want to get up and help Rob. It was later in the morning, like around 11. Is that technically still in the "morning"? Anyway, Rob grew impatient and decided to take drastic measures.

First it was nice, Hey David, wake up, gotta get to work. Second attempt - same, still no response. David was dead to the world and evidently really enjoying his sleepy time. Poor boy has so much to do don't you know! Third attempt included a bit of a rucous.

When Rob let loose the chain saw about 3 feet from David's head, I have heard reports that David launched out of his bed by about 12 feet. He was up and ready to go in a matter of milliseconds!

The next time Rob said, Hey David let's go, and he didn't want to wake up, Rob got creative yet again. Only this time it was a leaf blower, yup you guessed it, aimed straight at David's head. Man I would have PAID to have seen either one of these happen.

The last time Rob tried to get David up and he didn't want to cooperate, he resorted to a squirt gun. Ya know, he got up pretty quickly after about 3 squirts in the face. I think he needs to listen when Rob says, Hey David, time to get up, gotta get to work.....

Some people just have to learn the hard way. ROFL Man I still would love to have seen that all transpire. Vengeful mom? YOU BET! HA!